Wow! You really came to this page. Our lawyers produced us consist of it and produced us use a valuable button on our house page to get you right here. At initial, we thought the lawyers were a actual discomfort. But then we read the page. What a Netwakening! It’s really important things. We took the legalese the lawyers wrote and translated it into readable English. So be a smart nethead and read the things on this page. It could prevent you from listening to from our lawyers, or even worse yet, from really unpleasant people, like prosecutors.
Here’s the deal:
We operate this website so that people like you (and people you like) can use it for personal entertainment, information, schooling, communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead and search around all you like. You can even download things from the website but only for non-commercial, personal use. If you do, although, don’t fool around with the copyright and other notices all over the things. They’re there for a really good cause. And don’t even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or something else uncool with any of the things, including the text, images, audio, and video clip, for manifeste or commercial functions unless we give you written permission. And it’s not likely we will.
If you go to our website, you’re also legally obligated to [read: stuck with] the conditions and circumstances outlined beneath and any other law or regulation that applies to the website, the Internet, the World Wide Web, or Los Angeles, CA. You shouldn’t entry or search the website if you have any issue with that, simply because once you start, there is no turning back — you are bound by [read: stuck with] the conditions and circumstances.
So here is the scoop on our Top 10 Rules for Cybersurfers who hang out on our website:
1. For everyone’s sake, just presume that everything on the website is copyrighted unless we say it’s not. So you can’t use the things other than how we say you can on this page or anywhere else on the website with out our written permission. And like we said before, it’s not likely we’ll give you permission in any case. In fact, even if we needed to, the lawyers are likely to veto any deal in any case. So it’s much better you don’t even inquire.
2. Whilst we try to consist of accurate things on the website, we are not promising you it’s accurate. In fact, we are not promising you something other than fun and entertainment. So if you use things on the website, you’re using it at your personal danger. Don’t contact us if there is a issue simply because we presume no liability or duty for errors or omissions on the website.
3. We and anybody else who assisted us produce, create, or provide the website are not liable for any damages you suffer when you use it. In specific, the lawyers want you to know that our disclaimer includes “direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your entry to, or use of, the website. Without limiting the foregoing, everything on the website is supplied to you ‘AS IS’ Without Guarantee OF ANY Type, Either EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, Which includes, BUT NOT Restricted TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, Fitness FOR A Specific Purpose, OR NON INFRINGEMENT.
Please note that some jurisdictions might not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so some of the over exclusions might not apply to you. Check your local laws for any limitations or restrictions regarding the exclusion of implied warranties. ” Ugh! What a mouthful from the mouthpieces. We put all of that in estimates simply because we could not figure out any other way to say it that the lawyers would take. But here is the bottom line — we are not accountable if you’re browsing around and the website damages you or your computer or infects it with any unpleasant viruses. We certain hope that doesn’t happen, but if it does, don’t contact us.
4. If you don’t want the world to know some thing, don’t post in on the website in any bulletin board or anyplace else. That’s simply because something you disclose to us is ours. That’s correct — ours. So we can do something we want with the things you post. We can reproduce it, disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast it, and post it someplace else. We can even deliver it to your mother (as soon as we discover her deal with). Not only that, we can even use any suggestions, concepts, know-how, or techniques you post any way we want to, including, developing, production and marketing products or other things using the information you post.
5. Photos of people or places shown on the website are either our house or somebody else’s house we are using with their permission. No matter what, it’s definitely not your house. You or any of your net-buddies can’t use it unless we said you could on this page or someplace else on the website. And guess what — we won’t say sure. So be careful, Bunky, simply because unauthorized use might violate all sorts of unpleasant laws. Be smart, maintain the things you download to your self.
six. There is also a lot of trademarks, logos, and services marks on the website that either we personal or we are using with somebody else’s permission. So don’t think you have any type of license or correct to use them, simply because you don’t and we are not about to give you one. If you don’t leave them on your own and mess with our trademarks, logos and services marks on our website, we’ll most likely go ballistic, so will the businesses that personal the other trademarks, logos and services marks. That indicates that we are likely to sue you or to inquire a prosecutor to come following you for messing around with our house or the house of others.
seven. You will most likely notice we’ve linked our website to tons of others. Whilst that’s cool, it doesn’t mean we’ve looked at all these websites, a lot much less checked them out periodically to see what’s going on. So don’t blame us if some website you hyperlink to is poor or has things on it that offends you or your pets. Go ahead and hyperlink, but keep in mind, you’re doing it at your danger.
eight. That delivers us to what you do on our personal website. Whilst we sometimes pay attention in on chat teams, or look at the posting in our dialogue teams or on our bulletin boards, we take no duty and presume no liability for the content of these locations or for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or profanity you may experience when you go to such places on our website. And don’t be stupid by posting or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, unpleasant, mean, or profane materials or any materials that law enforcement kinds might consider a criminal offense, get somebody in court on a civil lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law — anywhere, anytime. Whilst we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but to fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court which may inquire us who may have posted unpleasant things on our website.
9. Software program that we use on this Website is guarded by all sorts of patriotic U.S. laws. Because of that, you can’t download or deliver the software to anyone in the holiday travel spots of Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any other country where United States has embargoed goods or (get this) to anyone on the United States Treasury Department’s checklist of Specially Designated Nationals, the U.S. Commerce Department’s Table of Deny Orders, or the FBI’s Most Wanted Internet Creeps List (just kidding on the last one). As if that were not tough enough, if you reside in or are a nationwide of any of these lovely places, you’re not even intended to be studying this page, so beat it!
ten. We’re also permitted to alter this page and something else on the website any time we want to. That’s simply because it’s ours and we have the programmers who can do it. If we do alter the page, then you’re bound by [read: stuck with] these changes, as well, whenever you go to our website.
eleven. If either of us desires to make some thing of it and desires to “sue” (a dirty phrase) then we have to adhere to these guidelines of engagement. (type of in accordance to the Geneva Convention):
This Agreement is governed by the laws of the State of Italia, with out regard to principles of conflict of laws.
To the extent you have in any manner violated or threatened to violate AcidRefluxDietCure.com and/or its affiliates’ intellectual house legal rights, AcidRefluxDietCure.com and/or its affiliates might seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in any state or federal court in the State of Italia, and you consent to unique jurisdiction and venue in such courts.
Any other disputes will be resolved as follows:
If a dispute arises under this agreement, we agree to initial try to resolve it with the help of a mutually agreed-on mediator in the following location: Venetia. Any expenses and charges other than attorney charges related with the mediation will be shared equally by every of us.
If it proves not possible to arrive at a mutually satisfactory solution via mediation, we agree to submit the dispute to binding arbitration at the following location: Venetia, under the guidelines of the American Arbitration Association. Judgment on the award rendered by the arbitration might be entered in any court with jurisdiction to do so.
If this all seems type of mean and undiplomatic, you ought to have noticed what the lawyers gave to us in the initial place. We had to remind them that human torture and sacrifice was outlawed in the United States. Boy, did they look dissatisfied!